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Author at large, Christopher “Bull” Garlington writes the incomparable parenting blog, “Death By Children.” His articles have appeared in Chicago Parent, The Daily Herald, The Chicago Tribune, Orlando Magazine, Florida Magazine, Exito!, Catholic Digest, and The Orlando Weekly; his fiction has appeared in Another Realm, Bathhouse, South Lit, and The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature.
Mr. Garlington is co-host of the infamous weekly online radio show, The Dave & Chris Show!, writes from his home in Chicago; he smokes a Camacho Triple Maduro; he makes a mean gumbo.
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