Lt. David Haynes and Christopher Garlington are available for speaking gigs, book signings, fish fries, guest bloggings, interviews, radio spots, T.V. appearances, location scouts, and as consultants for cop shows based in Chicago who’s title rhymes with “The Code.” Seriously, call us.

Food shows wishing to explore the deep fried tenderloin of the windy city cannot find a better couple of guides. Not only do we know where to get the best food, one of us is packing heat.

Guest bloggers, authors, publishers, et al, please email us and we’ll talk.

Advertisers may email us for rates. (;

4 thoughts on “Contact

  1. Hi, I book programs for the Orland Park Public Library and wondered if we could book you for a Meet the Author Night, January 26th at 7pm.
    Kelly A. Cuci
    Head of Outreach Services
    Orland Park Public Library
    14921 Ravinia Ave.
    Orland Park, IL 60462

  2. Hi Dave:

    I belong to a law enforcement motorcycle club. I was wondering if you could attend one of our meetings and bring some of the deep fried pork tenderloins you refer to in begging/contact portion of this page.

    Thanks for your time and be safe.

  3. Hi, a couple weeks back, I setup a presentation at our library (Richton Park) for Monday, April 28, 2014. I was wondering if you required a screen, laptop, and projector? We do have all those to use if needed. Thank you,

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