Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Aether Oscillators

As a cop, I love weapons. But for the last fifteen years, I’ve been limited to 9 mm and .45 caliber weapons. I think that it’s high time we arm our police better that the average gangbanger. I’m not saying we should arm the average police officer with machine guns. That would be stupid, and insane. No, a better idea would be ray guns. Here’s a good place to get some Dr. Grordbort’s.

The Pearce 75 Atomizer

This way, police officers would be able to eliminate the threat to law abiding citizens, without all the messy cleanup.

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  1. Offswitch says:

    PHASERS ON STUN, MR. SPOCK.

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