You can’t make up stuff like this. I am torn between the thinking side of my mind which considers the idea of a 67 year old ego maniac stuntman and martial arts closet of wonders running armed in the streets of New Orleans a sign that the end times are arriving earlier than expected and the drunken frat boy side of my mind which is currently jumping up and down, making a dude sign, and drooling Pabst on my shirt.

Is New Orleans ready for this shitzu? And speaking of fecal humor, how many people want to wager on how far into the very first episode he says “I’m gettin’ too old for this S#^+!”

I think Dave and I need to go down there as official observers…

[Bonehead of the Day] I’m too tared to keep walking by Jerry_L

[via the Billings Gazette] GREAT FALLS — An employee at the Wal-Mart in Great Falls faces felony theft charges for allegedly taking electronics from the store and posting the items for sale on an employee bulletin board. Remo Spencer was arrested Saturday at Wal-Mart. Spencer had posted an ad on an employee bulletin board indicating that he had several iPods and computers for sale. A manager became suspicious and reviewed surveillance footage, discovering the thefts, police said. [...]

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A Denver police officer has been charged with felony menacing for allegedly brandishing his gun at a McDonald’s restaurant after getting tired of waiting for his food. Derrick Curtis, 29, Saunders also face charges of prohibited use of a weapon, reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct. An employee at the Aurora restaurant told investigators that two Denver police officers were waiting for their food at the drive-through window May 21 when one [...]