YEP, that’s what I said. Dave & Chris will be on with Tom Barnas on the Midday news on WGN today. We’ll be eating some fried fish from Hagen’s and talking about fried food throughout the rest of the city. What favorite joint of yours should we talk about?
Amitabul: Vegan as F*&k
Which goes to show that drinking and restaurants are like drinking and women, don’t go by what you see after you’ve had a few.
Full Story »Police Tase Trotter’s Talleywhacker
CINCINNATI (AP) — Police say they arrested a man for running naked in a marathon race through downtown Cincinnati. Thirty-five-year-old Brett Henderson of St. Paris in western Ohio faces charges of public indecency and obstructing official business. Police tell media outlets he refused to stop running during Sunday morning’s Flying Pig Marathon, so they halted him with a stun gun. You know, down there. Henderson’s [...]
Full Story »Nurses, can you scrub up a little?
Cops spend a lot of time in emergency rooms. After shooting some guy, you have to drag yourself to the ER and hang around to make sure he lives. It’s a pain, rife with endless paperwork and nurses in ugly scrubs. I got nothing against nurses, we love them, they take care of us and bring coffee and chat. But those scrubs, seriously, can the hospitals just all get together and decide [...]
Full Story »Steam Clean that Smoke and Mildew Odor Out of your Stuff in Austin!
As you know, Dave and I frequently smoke cigars indoors among other gentlemen smoking cigars, indoors, and we return from these jaunts smelling like a post-napalm asphalt catastrophe. Or a jet crash. Or hell. I suffer terribly from the lingering bouquet of fine tobacco as I have a thick pelt of back hair which I treat much like I am Sampson and the pelt is my flowing locks. I suppose I could shave but I am afraid I’d [...]
Full Story »Eating Out Is A Blessing
(Thanks for the guest post by Kristofer Bartlett!) Coming home after eating out used to be a chore for me because I would be greeted at the door by all of my dogs. The reason that I had to leave them out was because I never knew how long my favorite restaurant was going to take in getting the food out to me. The good news was that the food was always great and hot. Then since the food always [...]
Full Story »7 Most Depressing Songs
Chris considers himself a music snob. I on the other hand don’t frankly care whether the musician has a deeper meaning on the way we are all arranged in the cosmos. That being said, I do realize that music can sometimes have a profound effect on people. For instance when Chris hears “The Unicorn” it makes him think of Llamas. So while Chris is off on a secret government project to track the platypus migratory [...]
Full Story »“But this is how I always eat . . .” Precious Moments from Walnut Creek Police blotter
ROBBERY — A caller said a man came into his home in the 2600 block of Larkey Lane, held a gun to his head and made him call people to buy drugs. The victim escaped through a window. Friday, March 25 BURGLARY — Power tools were reported stolen from a vehicle broken into overnight at Walker Avenue and Sierra Drive. BURGLARY — A purse was reported stolen from a vehicle broken [...]
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